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... ...黃碧雲謂百年前帝英打開中國大門，強行經商，國人始用野雞英文，成一華洋雜處之風貌。有一番鬼要喝牛奶的故事，抄幾句於此︰
「……That
fan-kwei (番鬼) talkee (說), “You no can makee so-fashion (不知何解), Catchee
milk beong your pidgin (找牛奶是你的事情). You savvy (知道)you catchee one piecee
cow makee milk (你拿一牛擠牛奶), hab got one dog look-see he (一隻狗看牛), one
piecee woman take careum (一個女人看守). What no can do?” Compladore he too
muchee fliten, he cly out one piecee sing-song (管家好害怕，就哭了出來，哭了一首歌).