來自TomDispatch的搞笑報導: 布殊將於今年年底出版一本針對小孩學英文的ABC課本: George's Amazing Alphabet Book of the Contemporary World, or Al-Qaedas All Around, 這書本於去年11月競選期間完成, 但因為過於敏感, 怕弄巧成拙, 被CIA扣起, 在重新編寫後, 今年秋季將出版.
作者的靈感應該是來自白宮針對小孩的部份, 網站內容包括數字遊戲等, 並由布殊家中的竉物作招來.
布殊的ABC:
A as in Al-Qaeda, B as in Bases, C as in Counting, D as in Detention, E as in Empire, F as in Florida, G as in Guantanamo, H as in Halliburton, I as in I-raq, J as in Jee-whiz, L as in Lion, M as in Mission, N as in Nucular, O as not in Oil, P as in Patriot Act, Q as in Quail, S as in Social Security, T as in 2000 election, U as in Uzbekistan, V as in Camp Viper, W as in Waterboarding, X as in X-ray, Y as in you're with us or you're against us, Z as in Zebra
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